Getting bitch slapped (by the universe)
I was just innocently heading for my favourite nail salon today... when I came face to face with the motherfucker who's been dodging me.
Polyamory vs Casual Sex- They’re not the same thing
You can be into casual sex if you want- but it's partly cloudy, with a chance of fuck all.
You don’t have to lose yourself to be a good mother.
Nobody gives a flying fuck what meaningless fluff you do for show- but this is especially true when you're shouting verbal abuse at your kids on the regular.
Being magnetic as fuck, vs human repellant
HOW ABOUT ACTUALLY EMBODYING GOOD THINGS, INSTEAD OF JUST FAKING IT ON THE OUTSIDE?
Saying “Fuck that” changed my life.
You can't make anyone do anything. You can, however, motivate them to treat you with respect, by acting in a way which commands that. (You can even do that half naked, believe it or not.)
The art of detachment
What do you think would happen if you just let everything go? All the bullshit. All the excuses, and dramatic justifications you offer up- when people ask why things aren't how you want them to be?
How to be a woman
Study hard, and maintain an excellent career.... ... while you raise the kids you had to take time off to give birth to.
Is he LYING to me?
If you have to ask yourself if your man is lying to you, your question is already answered.
Zero Fucks Parenting, Zero Fucks Living
You can't claim to be moderating your outgoing fucks carefully, if you're allowing the things people say TO you and do AROUND you, to affect your core.
Transcend your bullshit
If nobody is in the dating pool... then you're gonna be skinny dipping alone. Fucking boring.