Crazy Bitch

Hey bitches.

You crazy.

I hear it all the time, but I’m pretty certain they don’t know what they’re saying.  You should take it as a compliment… cause everyone wants a crazy bitch.

 

If giving a moderate amount of fucks, is crazy…………………………………………………………. So be it.

If showing respect (most of the time) and expecting the same is crazy…………….. That’s fine.

If being allergic to shitty treatment is crazy………………………………………………….. Cool story, bro.

If caring about the dick(s) you put in your  mouth…. is crazy………………….. I can accept that.

If needing to like the person you’re sending free nudes to is crazy….. I am down with that.

If a text back and a bit of enthusiasm is unreasonable…………… I’ll catch you the fuck later.

If wanting to fill him with pleasure and pride is a crime………….. Lock me the fuck up now.

Throw away the key…………………………………………………………………………………….  Never let me out.

 

If tattooing your flesh in his name is crazy………………………………………… Fuck.  Wait a second.

That one was crazy.  But, what’s a little crazy…………………………………………….Between friends?

 

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The problem with engaging in casual flings is that it’s hard to stay casual when you’ve been fucking him for a couple of years and he still treats you like a booty call.  I should have ended it but I’d invested so much time.  (mistake!!)

I only wish I fired first and realized I could do without this shit, before he went and took it away forcibly.  I hate to lose.  It makes me uncomfortable because I am so used to doing the rejecting around here.

There’s a lesson in this, I’m sure.

Strike faster, trust your gut and don’t kneel for men who can’t even buy you a meal.

That’s a friend without benefits right there.

He would argue that he bought me a car.  Yes, this is true.  And I showed him my deepest gratitude for that.  I also REPAID HIM.  In full.  The part that he wouldn’t mention though, is that he tacked an extra $500 on the price, telling me he paid more for it than he did.

When you’re adding higher interest than a bank, and doing that by lying about the price….. that’s not being a good and generous Sir.  That’s being a shady motherfucking loan shark, preying on a vulnerable and broke woman.

He saw me as a potential profit.  Both sexually and financially.  I wasn’t even a person.

I could have fucked an auto dealer and received a free car, mate.  That’s probably what I’ll do next time.

Anybody know a mechanic?  I just need a door handle this time.  And some lube.

At least he didn’t get fake cancer like the one before him, though.  The theme throughout all of this- is that I am a crazy bitch who continues to trust even when I KNOW they’re not trustworthy.

Dick scrambles my brain, obviously.

 

Amen Sisters.

 

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