Green Eggs and DAYUM

I commented to one of the lady gang just now, how I feel like Dr Seuss….. I rhyme all the time. So here goes… the story of Sir and Her in poetic form. So tasty.

I am Her

He makes me purr

Please keep me forever, Please be my Sir.

That El- I- am.

That El- I- am.

I do not like her, Fuck.. GOD DAMN!

Do you like green eggs and DAYUM?

I do not like them, El- I- am.

I do not like green eggs and DAYUM.

Would you like if I flipped my hair?

I would not give a fuck or care.

I would not like you anywhere.

I do not like green eggs and DAYUM,

I do not like you, El- I- am.

Would you like me in your house?

Would you maybe kill that mouse?

I will invite you to my house.

I will not kill your fucking mouse.

I will not take you anywhere.

I do not like green eggs and DAYUM.

I do not like you, El- I- am.

Would you eat my fucking box?

Would you eat me? I’m a fox!

I’ll eat your box. You are a fox.

You’re in my house. Fuck that mouse.

I will eat you here and there.

I will eat you anywhere.

I do not like green eggs and DAYUM,

I do not like you, El- I- am.

Would you pound me, on a car?!

Eat me! Eat me! Here we are!

I will, and can, on a car.

You will love me, You will see.

You can fuck me… Off my tree!

I will, and can, off your tree…

And on a car, But let me be.

I’ll stick my fingers in your box.

I’ll fuck you cause you are a fox.

I’ll invite you to my house,

I still won’t kill that fucking mouse.

I’ll invite you here and there…

But I won’t take you anywhere.

I do not like green eggs and DAYUM.

I do not love you, El- I- am.

A train, A train!

Next to the train!

Could you, Would you, choo choo train?

I will, I can, You betcha, DAYUM.

Off your tree, On my car… Still…

let me be!

I might stick my fingers in your box,

I might fuck you HARD cause you’re a fox.

I will not kill that fucking mouse.

I’ll rarely visit at your house.

I will eat you here and there.

I will eat you anywhere.

I do not love green eggs and DAYUM.

I do not like you, El- I- am.

Say! In the dark? Here in the dark!

Would you, could you… what a laugh!

I will, and can. You know I’m dark.

Would you, could you… inflict some pain?

I will and can, your soul I’ll drain.

We’ll maybe see a choo choo train.

On my car, off your tree.

I do not love you though, you see?

Come to my house, show me your box.

I won’t kill that mouse, but fuck you’re a fox.

I will eat you here and there….

But I will not notice you flip your hair.

You do not like green eggs and DAYUM?

I do not like you, El- I- am.

Could you grab me, make me choke?

I will, taste my cock. Now deeper. Choke.

Would you take me on a boat?

I could not, would not, what is boat?

I’ll grab your throat and make you choke.

I will inflict the deepest pain.

I will fuck you next to that train.

Not in the dark, but off your tree.

On my car…. GOD! Let me be!

I do not own your fucking box.

Although you’re such a goddamn fox.

I will not visit at your house.

I don’t give a fuck about the mouse.

I will fuck you here and there

But I won’t take you ANYWHERE!

I do not like green eggs and DAYUM!!

I do not like you, El- I- am.

You do not love me. So you say

Try me, Try me! And you may.

Try me and you may, I say.

Fuck! If you will let me be

I will try you. You will see.

DAMN!

I like green eggs and DAYUM!

I still don’t have a fucking boat.

I love it when you fucking choke.

I will inflict ALLLLL THE PAIN.

I’m so dark, look at that train.

On the car, Off your tree.

You are too good…. too good for me!

So I’ll stop looking at your box.

And I’ll stop calling you a fox.

I will kick you out of my house.

Go and fuck yourself, you and your mouse.

I won’t fuck you here and there.

I won’t eat you ANYWHERE!

I do so love green eggs and DAYUM!

Thank you.

Now get out,

El – I- am.

No wonder I was so confused. When we apply the Dr Seuss theory, that shit looks all kinds of fucked up. At least I can draw some inspiration from it and LAUGH MY FUCKING ARSE OFF.

I hope you enjoyed.

Amen!

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